No. I had left my room late at night one time, to get water. Thanks so much for inviting me to post on SmartBlogger! Can you post the art project blog here when its ready? Instead of kneeling in the house we got to kneel outside on the gravel driveway. Both "Whoa. Iyiola. It takes me days to craft a 2000-2500-word post, every time. Very simple and actionable. Great pot some new ideas I havent seen. RIght now, what works for me I write from my head. And when I sit down, I have enough to write at least 800 words. Two more ideas: 1) Doing your work some place different can put you in a different mindset. I know it is a game changer. It is easy to follow and I will apply it for my blog posts. This is an issue I really struggle with. In many states, (believe it or not), that would be considered corporal punishment and thus, illegal. It shouldnt be, but it is in many states. Som How many times a day are you blogging and how lengthy are your posts? Let the creativity flow, and once we are done with the article we can actually check the article for typo errors / mistakes. Nmum made me kneel on seashells when I got my homework wrong around age 8. Alsoyou could always try a social media blocker like freedom.to! I can relate to your #1 tip! A similar site, WordGames.com, offers hilariously titled typing challenges like Zombie Typocalypse and Type Type Revolution. Sometimes I want to find the perfect word RIGHT THEN. I love your writing style. The caveat, you have to be willing to spend a fair amount of time learning a new keyboard layout. I can relate to this article. But had never thought about the nasty red squiggles that steal your focus. Here are ten ways to produce great writing in volume. So, who, between the two of you, killed Miss Brentley? I hated it just staring at the corner hearing them having a normal conversation as if I wasnt in the room. Note: This story touches on topics related to physical violence, domestic violence, and/ or death/ murder.Curb your anger. I absolutely loved the tips. Thank you again for your great booster tips, Linda. WebWriting the same sentence over 1,000 would not qualify. I actually dont mind the spell checker, but when I have the grammar checker on I find myself stopping every few minutes to yell, Shut up, I meant to write it that way!. Currently I write about 1800-2500 word posts today, my Grammarly stats show I write more than 99% of those using that app, and I love it! Terms|Privacy Policy|Refund Policy|Affiliate Disclosure, Linda Formichelli has been a full-time freelance writer since 1997. Having a child write 100 times, "I will not talk in class," is counter-productive. Most kids get it after a few days of me teaching them; some take a few weeks. I am guilty of only ordering the green chili pork taco at Torchy's so I decided to order something Recently, a strict professor at the University of Electronic Science and Technology in Chengdu, China invented a new punishment for students who arrive late to his lectures forcing them to write out 1,000 My worst habit is the irresistible temptation to edit as I go. My goal was to make readers pee themselves from laughing so hard! Still. I am doing this with 2nd graders and while some still forget to check the folder first if they are missing work, a few reminders to check the folder if they see their number helps big time. Writing can be an invaluable method of communication and and self-expression, and using it as a punishment inspires children to resent developing a skill that serves them creatively, academically and professionally. The lead detective immediately suspected homicide and ordered an autopsy. I cant even talk straight, let alone kill a woman! How did it feel when you were finally done? The wound hurts but doesnt bleed anymore. Thanks for helping me to think and act like a pro! When I snapped one day and refused to do it the parents came up with a fun variation. Im working through repressed memories as well, and it gets you down sometimes, but youve already won the battle for your mind. When the saleswoman asks you if youve done much I hope it works for you! Also, youll get to a point where you can write a first draft thats already almost there, so you wont need to edit as much. Ive never interrogated anybody in a car trunk before. 1: Exercise More!Buy the shoes. It can be used in many different academic and professional contexts, but most often it is assigned as a way for students to develop their research and writing skills. It takes a man of great courage to do what that man did. Maybe even a short book chapter! I was super paranoid that I was making this stuff up but I asked my brother and sister and it's all real. If by cooperates you mean has to pee every 30 minutes, Im sure that will happen. Thanks for sharing a workable solution to this problem. I fucking hated kneeling for hours on that fucking hard as shit floor. Youre all in the zone, writing like your life depends on it or like you have to pee really bad; see tip #1 and suddenly youre stopped in your tracks by a squiggly red line under a word. I'd also repressed this. ----------------------------------------- It will not stand. Can you provide an address for dispatch? Your suggestion regarding writing with a full bladder reminds me that stress is the salt of life. I love my TextExpanderhave been using it for years now. 2 [deleted] 3 yr. ago [removed] throwawaysbyte 3 yr. ago as a fountain pen, but theyre still fast because they create little friction on the writing surface. But I lost my cat that I've had since I was in highschool (mid-thirties now) and for some reason that was a trigger that let a bunch of repressed memories return. my mom's ex husband (my old stepdad and my brother's father) was being an ass one day. What is the nature of your emergency? . Anyways, great article, I will use some of your tips to enhance my writing skills. There are too many things competing for your attention as a teacher. We all know its Arthur. (Yes, it slows me WAY down but now that I read your article I can just type TK! Your Google research is all done, so all you need to do now is write. ""I know this must all seem confusing to you, Jason. Thanks again, With single spacing, 1,000 words will fit in about 2.5 pages. Only three took seats in the front isle, chipped gas cans and matchbox's in hand. My biggest issue is I get distracted fast and lose my concentration. The red squiggly line tip is GOLD. When I told him it was late and I had school in the morning, his only response was "That sucks, start writing." Like anything in life, if I practice enough I will get better and better. Hi Linda, Thanks. Be willing to let it go. Just like you, I never pee or take any rest when the deadline is kicking my ass. I was a very picky eater as a kid. My mom's cure for this was to force me to eat what has been prepared. On this fateful day, she prepared eba and Because man, I cant imagine trying to learn a whole new keyboard setup after 40 years! (You dont NaNoWriMo by the way, do you?). This is the beauty of blogging and speech recognition, because a person can get a quality voice dictation program with a headset and watch the awesome power of their voice and those thoughts rambling in the back of their mind appear in Microsoft Word in rough draft mode or in a rough draft Google Docs document before editing their final draft. If you often find yourself writing on the go, seek out free apps that will help you learn to type faster on your smartphone or tablet. But, I must admit that I am envious of your 30 minute break between #1ing! His name is It just happened, pop goes the weasel baby.-Jamal Thompson. I will forever remember the way those words made me feel. I cried the next morning at school because of how much it hurt to write for my assignments. Linda you really are a brilliant writer. I have a few questions to ask you regarding a recent event. Hello! Much harder would be multiple folks in 1 piece! The pressure will keep us hyper-focused on the task. 56. Get down what you know, and what you remember from your interviews and drop in the term TK wherever you get stuck and need more information. Make the writing assignment appropriate to the grade level. Punish a child who's dancing during the Pledge of Allegiance by having him write a short story called, "The Star-Spangled Dance Pants." I am definitely a perfectionist and the phrase Value done over perfect and let the words fly really stood out to me. Linda, like some have said before me, the red squiggly lines really throw me off. The first line does the job. Thanks for sharing this awesome post with us! Fantastic tips Linda! For Mac users who dont want to pay yearly for TextExpander google: aText, a one-time payment of $4.99 from the Mac App Store. Definitely gets me in that zen-like state. The woman will blink, force out a half-baked hah. "Pretty good, I guess. . So much that I think it's going to beat out of my chest. language reference book An hour later, that article was done too. Typing details for images over and over again saps time out of my routine! Me too! For a full list of our rules/more information, click here. Oh yeah, an article on successful immigrants sounds HUGE and complexexactly the kind of piece where TKs come in super handy. Does this look like you worked them out? To achieve writing 1,000 words per hour or more, a blogger would have to have a small team of in-house writers either paid or voluntary. The benefit of achieving more content output is better long-term search engine rankings in Google, Bing, and YaHoO!, additionally to increased ad revenue and online writing credibility, and more permission based e-mail subscribers + feedback comments. Im definitely gonna give this method a go and see how quickly I can finish my first draft of a sales letter. (And yes, it was good!). 1000 per hour is definitely a good target but a well researched article will take more time I guess. When writing an essay of 1000 lines, you would assume, that its not a challenge to compose such an essay. Thank you a lot for this article. You can even use TextExpander abbreviations to insert images, the current date, and more. I struggle with the editing phase. (To learn how I support kids with this, read mytips on teaching kids to write their names/headings on assignments.). You mean what kinds of content for your blog? Use the punishment to show the children their behavior is inappropriate, as well as mine their natural talents and enhance their self-esteem. I am a huge advocate that in most circumstances children should NOT be made to write as punishment. Its great article. The more you resist editing yourself as you write, the easier writing will become. Seriously, that tip alone has been like a booster rocket for my writing. In fact, Ive heard of bladder infections being called secretarys disease because they used to happen frequently to secretaries who held it in while they finished just one more task. Use this tactic at your own risk! I hated those punishments so much Yup, my mom did all of that. Recently Ive been doing all the writing myself. Thanks for the great post Linda, While I think any one of these tips will and could work, #8 was mine, and it worked wonders, For me, nothing like a good 3 cups of caffeine and a rush to help me type like a madman. These were: Lets start with #6. We also compile winning stories from a range of genres in Prompted, our new literary magazine make sure to claim your free copy! With that formatting, your 1000 words will cover four pages ( A4 ). Looking for a steady supply of crime short stories? After 1840, 15 executions a year all for murder. But it was usually for something that wasnt misbehavior, just simply me having different tastes or opinions than her. in Microsoft Word in rough draft mode and churn out anywhere from 1000 to 1500 words. Great post, Linda! If I get papers with no names on them, I put a speeding ticket on it (just a small sheet of paper that says Uh oh! Theres no way I could sit at my computer every day and manually type out a blog post 1000 words or more because I pretty much have carpal tunnel syndrome and would have to take turns of glucosamine sulfate to lubricate my fingers from additional payment from typing. Ill have to add that in someplace. For the next few months Im in the ideal situation where I can dedicate all my time to writing. Writing is no different than any other skill we learn, and learning takes time. I will! That way, whenever Im in the mood to write a rough draft or take notes by hand, I can reach into a kitchen drawer or my purse and be assured of pulling out a fast, smooth-writing pen every time. Hi, Miriam! Its okay, screw the budget, thats not this years resolution. Full of tips that Ill be able to apply right away, so thanks! My thoughts, I mean. Hope it helps. This is brilliant! Who could they be: a desperate parent stealing to support their family? Its not that exciting. Glad this post resonated with you! I remember being so bored that Id pick at the walls and my parents would make me stand there even longer. Restrain your emotions.You cant be serious; youre saying this is my fault?No. This is a great list, Linda. I avert my eyes, barely, attempting to camouflage my snooping. Did you save time? Excellent ideas for keeping on task! We combine personal + professional development in an online, self-paced format, With Angela Watson & Dr. Rebecca Branstetter, The Teacher Toolkit for Conquering Anxiety & Overwhelm, The Cornerstone Pro-Active Behavior Management Course, With Jennifer Gonzalez of Cult of Pedagogy, Focusing on mindset and productivity, each book will help you make teaching more effective, efficient, and enjoyable. storehouse of words Your inner editor screams, so you pause to check it, breaking your writing flow. I wouldn't be here if not for you. Hence, you should base your essay portions on specific time intervals. Faster writing AND increased typing speed? The bullet had grazed his thigh, carving a burning furrow of living flesh. One of the chief habits that keeps you stuck in slow motion, grindig your writing session to a halt, is editing yourself while writing. This is the spot. Removing the first 1000 lines and writing it back out takes a long, long time. See, Im a direct-response copywriter, and Im always self-editing as I write. Ill make sure to hold my gun "I'm afraid I can't do anything for you Miss." Last year I wrote a 5,000-word blog post in 30 minutes by dictating into my phone. Respond with your short story and you could win $250! I had to write that line 500 times, and I remember trying not to cry every time I wrote I am a big baby. The solution is NOT to manage your time better or work more efficientlyit's to develop the courage to focus on what matters most. Our rules include (but are not limited to): Advising anyone in this subreddit to commit suicide or referring anyone to groups that advocate this will result in an immediate ban. I also think writing down everything in your head helps too. A 1000 word essay is a lengthy written piece that uses sourced materials to support an argument or idea that has a word count of a thousand words. Dont worry about that. This is a reminder to all participants, RBN is a support group that is moderated very strictly. Rewriting the same copy over and over, or playing the cut-and-paste game several times an hour, is a massive time suck. The third best for speed is the gel pen, which is less expensive than the rollerball, and coming in dead last is the standard ballpoint pen you know, the kind you pick up for free at your local bank or dentists office. A punishment for the child shouldn't be a punishment for her parents; the assignment should be simple enough for the child to finish on her own with no help. BUT now I have my own job, my own car, my own FARM, a degree, great relationships with other people, freedom to write whatever I want, and best of all I have plans for my future. But I viewed the problem as a procedural issue, and when kids dont follow our routines and procedures, they needpractice, not punishment. Whether youre studying times tables or applying to college, Classroom has the answers. I LOVE Ommwriter. My biggest strength is when I write on a subject that fascinates me, I easily write the article in a couple of hours. ? in the top corner and leave it in a no name bin. I like the way you phrased that, and agree that practice is often more effective than punishment with discipline issues, as well. And meditating before writing wouldnt do any harm, either. Ill try out the TextExpander app and those typing games. Shed make me write insults to myself over and over, until I started to believe them. I feel like Ive saved even more time than they sayI have a feeling the count of minutes/characters saved is reset whenever I upgrade. They would be red and sore, sometimes cut by the time I was allowed up. For just this one piece, write it all out without editing, then edit at the end. Students at the University of Electronic Science and Technology will now be forced to write out 1,000 emojis for every time they turn up late to class. Try a speed writing challenge and dare yourself to write your blog post, article, or book chapter in a (much) shorter amount of time than you normally would. Oh sure, I got no name papers ALL. Theyd yell and scream at me for hours and at the end of it theyd give me a piece/pieces of paper with a sentence written on it, usually something like Im sorry for doing blah blah blah and I will call my parents maam/sir. I was to copy that sentence 500 times (or more) by the end of the day or Id lose all my privillages (i.e. Was it easier? Only three people entered the room. Im glad the TK tip will be helpful. Change your mindset to transform your teaching! She makes you nervous. Yeah, I had to write lines anywhere from 300-1,000. The next best option is a rollerball pen. For example, assign an essay on the history of the child's name, or five paragraphs about the history of his family. charging between $500 to $1000 for each. Find the perfect editor for your next book. Please report inappropriate content so it can be reviewed by the mods. At school one time I forgot my name and had to write it 75 times for my teacher and after that never forgot again thats the first thing I did on my papers once I was told either that was mine to write on or to copy the paper. And the more confident you are in your writing, the quicker the writing process gets. Thanks for your post. And, um, Silence is golden? You must cringe every time you hear that phrase now. onomasticon It took me years to develop and learn these effective tactics for writing like a bat out of hell, but you can try them all on right now. The good news is that if your first draft stinks, you can edit itbut you might be pleasantly surprised at the quality of your draft! I never knew I could turn off the red squiggly lines, but I will from now on. Wow, right back to you for your generous invitation. When the saleswoman asks you if youve done much running, laugh and gesture to your mid-section. It was really an awesome post and we (the bloggers) need to learn this thing badly for sure. Stephanie. Chances are youll boost your speed many times over, so you can do even more of what you love (hint: writing & making money) every day. Hey there Half-dress. WebMany states categorize damage to property worth less than $1,000 as a misdemeanor, while anything worth $1,000 or more is a felony. Please refrain from posting "uplifting" threads. These creative shortcuts help get through the monotony When you comment/post, assume a context of abuse. Don't allow dread of the assignment to grow in the children's minds until it negatively affects their social and/or academic performance. As if you needed more proof that we're living in a digital world where emojis have taken over the written word. I have just started my writing a few days back and I easily get distracted by the red and green lines of words and Grammarly. You have the power to switch off the checkers so youre able to write without distraction. Time is something Im trying to squeeze like an old toothpaste. Dozens of teachers responded with a huge range of answers: The discussion was fascinating (I highly recommend youread the whole thing here, because everyone had an important perspective to add and there are some GREAT ideas for handling the issue.) But my biggest piece of advice is that your blog needs to be on a topic youre passionate about, because youll be writing about it a LOT. I believe that the consistency effort is the only thing anyone can redirect his career with. If your writing slows to a virtual crawl because you feel the need to check Facebook or answer an email after every sentence, youll love OmmWriter, a program that blocks out the files and applications behind the writing page to minimize distractions. Great article! "Haha. Didnt even occur to me to turn spell check off! That alone just increased my productivity!) Does everything TextExpander does. Yes, its important to have top-notching writing skills and producde quality content but give yourself permission to do B-minus work just to get the ideas down on paper, then go back and edit when youre done. Click here! Lastly, this one took some time but it was a game changer in increasing my typing speed along with making way fewer typos. Based on the Word Net lexical database for the English Language. Stocking up on quality pens is an investment (it costs around $20 for a 12-pack of the Pilot pen I use), but its worth it if it helps you write faster. My 7th grade teacher considered me a good writer (meaning content, not handwriting) and when I did something wrong, she assigned me to write a 1000 The only respite was the small almost seamless lines of dark grey thread interwoven into t Is this the place? 4 Let I did nothing wrong. LOL, I just call it that book that has the right word somewhere in it, Thank you for the great tips on writing faster. Awesome, please circle back and let us know how it goesand also if you discover any good tips for writing faster that I missed! I cant help myself! Some students hate writing, no matter how fun the assignment is. Care more about the child's emotional well-being than making a point. My name is Officer Jones. I switched from the Qwerty keyboard to Dvorak. Thanks for adding this tip! I didnt! You know it, Arnold! This is really helpful especially for virtual workers. , our new literary magazine make sure to claim your free copy! i had to do military p.t as punishment so running laps, up downs, invisible chair, or just stand tall for 2hr lectures. It got me motivated every time I needed it. ""You're at the Yenabgon City police station." I was hoarsely crying and my legs and feet were so sore. Thanks, Ravi! I got a Speeding Ticket magnet from VistaPrint and it sits on my whiteboard. Press J to jump to the feed. The oblivious baby on her hip. The speeding up suggestions will come in handy for that. It puts the most pressure on the joint this way, for sure. In the winter there was too much snow for that so we were stuck with the hard floor, but in the summers after that we had to kneel outside. You did a great job Linda and Ill be tweeting this shortly! I wondered if anyone else's parents did this! I hadnt thought of turning off the red squiggly lines either and every time one emerges it stops my flow in my tracks. Yeah luckily its one person in the spotlight at a time, so Id do research on them. Imagine how much speedier your writing will be if you can simply type fewer words! WebOnce, they made me stand in the corner for like 2hrs but they forgot I was standing and I ended up in the corner from about 7pm to 3am. In fact, I never encountered a situation in which my students needed a punishmentat allfor forgetting to write their names on their papers. This is considering a 12pt Times New Roman font with double spacing. Also, thanks for mentioning Ommwriter, never heard of it before, looks interesting. I am new in academic writing and just finished my first ever dissertation of 12,000 words thanks to this. What genius thought this would work anyway? Once she made me write I am a big baby who will never be able to live without my mom because I cant think for myself and dont have common sense. It was because she had spilled some water near my GameCube and I moved it out of the way to avoid some kind of electrical appliance + water fiasco, and it made her feel like I loved the video game more than her. In the two minutes it takes you to type in your bio at the end of a guest post, you could have written the lede paragraph of a new post. No piece is ever perfect, but writing is about connecting and creating relatability, which can be found in raw, vulnerable, imperfect writing. "Okay." Wow, an artist all kinds of interesting creatives here! Its a reaction of discomfort, not cruelty; you made it weird. Nice post :o). Andrews the one who did it! Lindaweve done so much teaching together, and yet weve never compared notes on how we dont take bathroom breaks until were done writing! She received a Bachelor of Arts in creative writing from the Santa Fe University of Art and Design, and a Master of Fine Arts in creative writing from Chicago State University. You apply ass to seat, fire up your laptop, start typing . MEDIEVAL MANUSCRIPT DATABASE I will try them out immediately. You wanna know what I think? The Hack My Study site did a comparison on which pens are the fastest to write with. I believe editorial calendars should just be a guide and not a must-follow. Im afraid I cant do anything for you Miss. Those words will scar me forever. Some people are upset at the way iPhones charge. lexicon 2) Or, if youre slightly stupid, like me, you can invest $500 in a Freewrite (a sort of digital typewriter). A yellow cut sunflower lay haphazardly between the fingers of the body, the most colour offered in the small run down church. If you get a program for you laptop or desktop PC known as new ones Dragon NaturallySpeaking which is a quality speech recognition software, you can pretty much ramble off the top of your head in about 10 to 15 min. He would take exquisitely self-aware irony any day over this three-story architectural monstrosity, classed up with tacked on ionic Greek columns, harsh blue LED Christmas lights wrapped inexpertly around them, canned Christmas classics pumping through the air.God, this place was only better than minimum security prison by a hair. When I was 17 I met a boy at the local fair. My mom never explained anything about the facts of life to myself or anyone else in my family. I got p We have been robbed and deprived of our birthright. I don't remember this but relatives who lived with us at the time recounted the story to me. I can really feel how time-saving it is to hit just fro keystrokes to write the 80-character long sentence! I wish I had known about #3 years ago. Great tips in here. With 11 years of teaching experience and more than a decade of experience as an instructional coach, Angela oversees and contributes regularly to tips on teaching kids to write their names/headings on assignments. I just need to remember to turn off all distractions. Nothing makes you a faster writer like knowing youre on the verge of having a potty accident. Yep lets see now if I implement at least 1-2 of these strategies. If we can tap into that innate desire and show them HOW to accomplish those things, everyone will get a lot more enjoyment out their time in the classroom. . And everyone, please do check out my Volume Marketing Challengetalk about producing FAST. Submitted by writers on Reedsy Prompts to our weekly writing contest. Hi Linda! Pretty funny Mom." Finally an upside to the problem of having to pee every half hour. In both cases, the defendant may need to pay restitution to the victim (i.e., pay them back for the losses caused by the fraud). Doing that, you would have 10 paragraphs on average for 100 words. Its okay, screw the budget, thats not this years resolution. Most kids truly want to please the teacher, have friends in the classroom, and experience success in school. I was inspired! Caveat: I am not a doctor and this probably isnt the healthiest thing to do. "Luke, I remember when you told me to never keep what I think away from you." Keep one hour spare in the end to revise, edit, add visuals, recheck arguments, proofread, or even just to read it a couple of times to check the flow of the essay. Mark, that one is the hardest for me, too. I do trust you. WebLet the assignment teach the child something about himself. ---------------------------------------- They need more modeling, reinforcement, and feedback until labeling their assignments is second nature. For what appears to me, I need to rewire my brain to write in a certain way. That was exactly what she wanted. Significant others and friends are all welcome. Only through writing every day was I eventually able to write a draft, edit it once or twice on the screen, and send it off. , And I am happy to share it on my social life my network would surely love to know them! You could produce an entire blog post! Seven blocks he ran, DISCLAIMER: This story contains sensitive content, particularly mental health, sex, and physical violence. Paddle to the bare butt I trust you and you should trust me as well." Regardless of how old we are, we never stop learning. I can attest to the speed of the rollerball; a few years ago I decided to toss out every junky pen in the house and replace them with a few dozen of my favorite brand, the Pilot Precise V7 Rolling Ball Fine blue for me, black for my husband, and red just because. This one is easy, sadly. My mother called CPS on me last year. Just because I wasn't talking to her. My world was turned upside down with one pho I am definitely going to try what you said -not edit it as I go. 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